The Tin Can

scraped

2007-03-13T13:03:00Z

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS....

....

i smell blood everywhere i go.

blood is life and death.

THE MODELING WORLD.

2007-02-10T03:09:08Z

watch THE MODELING WORLD the musicale on February 19, 2007 @ The Agosto Rosales Theater, College of Saint Benilde, 1 and 7 pm. A Dulaang Filipino official entry to the Crossroads Festival.

The songs, dances and the mini-fashion shows (including a lingerie one) are sure to blow you away.

"As Diana, the Queen Bitch of the Modeling World"

"yes I am the alcoholic model"

"I am Diana, am I not the prettiest of all? And I back it up real good!"

There's more than what goes down the runway. Find out what it is. Enter the world... THE MODELING WORLD.

11 minutes

2007-01-23T16:15:35Z

from eleven minutes by paolo coelho:

Maria: I love you.
Ralf Hart: I love you too.
Maria: I'm sorry, I do not know what I am saying.

nakakabaliw.... sobra.

let's do this!

2006-12-10T18:13:30Z

meet my new partner-in-crime.

let's call this assignment as the "January Kill".

the target's on lock. he's going down.

10 days to go before the 2nd level. remember, absence makes the heart fonder.

1 day to go before the 1st cup of coffee.

all this is for you, my dear mean girl.

here's to all girls, like the ones in the photo above, whose hearts got broken by undeserving cretins.

dahling, we're too pretty to cry.

we're just gonna get even. trust me. full force na to. mean girls volt in.

ratio

2006-11-28T12:27:39Z

there are currently four ateneans in benilde right now who got the boot just like me. i dont know, there may be more.

but in our hearts, it will always be FABILIOH.

:D

goodnight world.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HON.

2006-11-26T11:03:33Z

rayna happy birthday.

thanks for everything. i'll come visit you when i'm not busy. i promise.

(a VERY VERY old picture of us)

you'll always be tin's babygirl. i love you... forever and ever, babe...

hey

2006-10-17T11:37:36Z

kamusta naman kayo

para sa naging first and only crush ko sa TA.

2006-09-16T06:17:12Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE DE LEON!

kung marunong lang ako magbold at magpalaki ng font gagawin ko! hahaha. i'll try to come mamaya talaga. mwa.

:D

may gift nako sayo hahaha. ahlavet! :D mwa!!! happy happy birthdaaaaay!!!!:D

spell TAE

2006-09-10T13:24:28Z

it's my third day at benilde tomorrow.

i have a five-hour break. 9:10-2:30. i am definitely going to katipunan to see david and the TA people.

in fairness ANG DAMING GWAPO SA BENILDE. i swear. intsik, mestiso, pinoy... skinhead, afro, you name it, you got it. haay. who cares when the only guy i want is so far away from me. mahirap lang talaga pag may temptation eh. haaay. tukso layuan mo akooooooooooooooooo. but then, im perfectly secure with my relationship kaya wala yung mga boys na yan, so there.

i fucking hate the dress code. i spent an hour tonight deciding and FIXING what to wear. yes, fixing. in ateneo, pwede ka mag lowrise and plunging.. pwede ang miniskirt. eh sa benilde hinde. shet. nakakapikon.

i have to pull down my tops so it won't be hanging. but when i pull it down, it exposes my cleavage. ugh. so i have to decide. should i wear a bolero to cover the cleavage or a jacket to cover the semi-exposed belly?

ewan.

and last, i might join dulaang filipino. pinapasali na ako ng guy don e. ewan ko lang. hello. dulaang filipino parang ang lungkot. i went to their "galian", which was like a cubicle lang na sobrang liit. walang tao and all that there was in it were old cans of paint and tarpaulin ([sp]?). tapos parang wala silang definite plans for a play, unlike TA summer pa lang or yung schoolyear before alam na kung anong play yung gagawin diba. waaah

ewan ewan ewan.

i am so unhappy at my new school. :( manyak pa yung teacher ko sa comski. ugh

nakakapanibago.

two years ago, i was asked to come to ateneo wearing blue on the first day of orsem.

now i was asked to come wearing green. and yell ANIMO at the top of my lungs.

hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............... i wonder if tarek, boojie, l.a., aulvin and may are having the same problems.

hala.

2006-09-05T12:38:05Z

whoa.

steve irwin is dead.

:(

meanies

2006-09-01T14:00:14Z

uk

2006-09-01T12:50:00Z

i went to 168 today!

for 1240, i got two pairs of shoes, two skirts, a belt, two shirts and a dress. (walang tawad because i dont know how to).

i decided it wasn't enough so my friends and i went to yes, an ukay-ukay.

and for six hundred bucks, i got eight wonderful tops, two more skirts and a to-die-for jacket. i even got a morgan de toi pink sweater for 50 bucks. and IT'S ORIGINAL. seriously.

penis for your thoughts.

2006-08-31T15:29:50Z

came across this on the internet. read on.

The Truth About Normal Penis Size:

--- The average penis is five to seven inches (127 to 178 mm)long when erect (measured from the tip of the penis head to the abdomen).
--- The average circumference of a penis is near 5 inches or 127 mm around.
--- Don't believe the hype. There isn't a single person on this planet that hasn't heard general statements relating penis size to race and ethnicity. Though in some cases the generalizations are true, they are merely stereotypes. There are men in all ethnic groups that negate such generalizations. In other words, don't judge a book by its cover! You may be disappointed with the results or pleasantly surprised.

NOTE!
Judging True Penis Size:
You can't judge the true size of a penis while it is flaccid or not erect. Sometimes guys with relatively small flaccid penises grow to a larger size when erect, while their larger counterparts don't show as much growth when aroused. Thus the terms, grower and shower.

GROWER: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears small when flaccid, but is larger than expected when erect.
SHOWER: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears large when flaccid, but is smaller than expected when erect.

--- To enhance your erection without medication:
Stop smoking. Change to a low-fat diet. Exercise regularly.

--- What is Peyronie's Disease?

Peyronie's Disease is caused by the formation of scar tissue or plaque buildup in the penis shaft. This forces the soft tissue of the penis to bend around the hardened spot when erect, resulting in a bent shape. The root cause of the scar tissue or plaque buildup is unknown, but it can be corrected.

--- The foreskin: About 80% of the males in the world (about 2,400,000,000 men and boys) have them, and they're very trouble-free. In fact many men say they greatly enjoy having one and would not willingly part with it.

nyak

2006-08-28T12:18:27Z

You scored as Popular Bitch.

Popular Bitch

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Slut

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44% nerdy? what? haha

fruity and nutty

2006-08-23T08:46:06Z

my brother was screaming from downstairs, demanding i go down excitedly.

i asked why from the 2nd floor of our house.

"IT'S BEAUTIFUL! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS FOR YOURSELF!"

so i did.

we just got two large plastic bags filled with Cadbury chocolate bars of 7 different flavors.

i warned him about the recent controversy of Cadbury being infected with salmonella (or was it somethng else, i forgot).

then reached for my favorite, Cadbury fruit and nut. yum.

cadbury never tasted this good:D

so just in case i die in my sleep tongight, y'all know what happened:D

tae

2006-08-15T16:13:15Z

tarek el tayech is studying in trinity college.

la caguioa in PSBA.

aulvin sarte in UE.

boojie santiago at UP.

may valderrama is home-schooling at the present. am i right, sis?

i'm gonna study in benilde. hopefully.

argh.

fuck.

tanga ni jc, sana sinamahan niya ako sa benilde. :(

-

2006-08-12T18:00:57Z

T.A.

i

love

you

forever.

you. yes, you.

2006-08-11T04:16:09Z

come clean.

you know your deal.

what you said behind our backs. how you act when you're not around us. or, when we're not around YOU. i know you and how you are and WHAT you are.

if you think everything you do goes unnoticed, well.

unnoticed doesn't mean it'll go unpunished.

you are seriously getting on my nerves.

uuyyy may natatamaan ba dito?:D hmmmm. i didn't think so. :D

what a feeling

2006-08-07T15:04:16Z

today is a tiring day.

i helped my friend win her pageant. literally.

i lent her the whole costume for her talent night. did her hair and make-up. choreographed her jingle bell rock dance and her basketball exhibition turned into a dance routine by myself. went to her school to teach her backup dancers. had to be backup dancer once two of her dancers quit.

all she had to do wa strut her stuff and thats it. i did 90% of the work.

SHE WON.

we went crazy.

and fluff and john and all my other friends are out having fun...

wala lang. i just feel jealous nd sad because i dont get to see the other set of friends i have....

im happy and all but i miss TA and the mean girls.

yun lang

princesstoony @ 2006-08-05T22:23:00

2006-08-05T14:14:40Z

Kristine Anne Santa Maria Singson's Aliases

Your movie star name: Doritos Manuel

Your fashion designer name is Kristine Anne Vatican

Your socialite name is Cing Makati

Your fly girl / guy name is K Sin

Your detective name is Unicorn St. SCholastica's College

Your barfly name is Salad Kahlua

Your soap opera name is Santa Maria Bigasan

Your rock star name is Whoppers Airplane

Your Star Wars name is Krisco Sindav

Your punk rock band name is The Happy Thimble

The Amazing Meganame Generator

You Are An Invisible Ex

You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!

What Type of Ex Are You?

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

excuse my drama.

2006-08-01T12:34:56Z

There are some people that are just gifted with power.

I'm not talking about intellect or money or physical strength. I'm talking about the ability of someone to reach out and touch someone else so greatly.

Just like Whitney Houston.

You might laugh when I mention her name. She has long been gone from the glaring limelight that she thrived so healthily in before. Yes, Whitney succumbed to the pressure of fame and fell into the influence of drugs. Her rocky marriage with Bobbi Brown didn't help either. It was even rumored that she was being beaten up and abused by her husband.

but still...

Whitney Houston is MAGNIFICENT. GLORIOUS. She is celestial. She is almost sacred to me.

When she sings, my heart beats faster, stronger even. When she sings I feel like the world is singing and dancing to her beautiful voice.

Sorry, but beautiful is actually an understatement.

Metaphorically speaking, Whitney's voice is a Boa Constrictor. It crawls up behind you and before you know it you're embraced tightly around its cool scales. Sometimes I feel like choking at the power of her voice. It's like, it's all around you and you feel like you're swimming in her lyrics and your heart jumps to your throat.

Her notes come from so deep that you think she has a tunnel inside her. It all rumbles out. And when she hits those high notes, wow. She does it with so much ease and control and emotion that i think... no, i know, Whitney Houston was born to sing. I get high when she does a falsetto.

Whitney could even give Madonna a run for her money. Whitney has better legs than Tina Turner and a better vocal range than Madonna's. Sorry to all the Madonna and Tina Turner fans out there.

Whitney knows how to sing Gospel, Soul, R&B and Disney Songs. She barely breathes when she sings but when she does, she holds it in for so damn long you'd think she doesn't inhale and exhale like regular humans do.

A few days ago, I asked David if Whitney will sing again.

He shook his head and somberly told me that the coccaine has affected her vocal cords.

And I seriously wanted to cry.

To Miss Whitney Houston, please please get well soon... I miss you...

BED WEATHER.

2006-07-25T13:54:27Z

what does it mean exactly?

because i saw a message in my mom's phone with these words and they sound.... dirty.

help me out here. :D

hitch'd by your modern day fairy godmother

2006-07-24T13:02:24Z

you guys owe me bigtime. haha. self-glorification na to.

anyway

i may not have a school for now but sobrang i feel like i worked a lot the past few days to alleviate each of your "situations"

now dont go denying i didn't help:) i delivered well. did i not? yuck, yabang.

: find yourself. ok? wag mong isipin na you need someone to make you complete. because you never do. ok? ayon. text me for updates. i dont want you doing anything stupid. pairalin mo ang utak this time. and when the time comes, you can finally shift back to the heart when you know things are right again.

: take care of what you have, which means yourself. take it slow, enjoy. :) i'm sure you will. basta wag lang puro bigay. its good din na you get pampered. you deserve this. after waiting for so long... ok?

i love you girls. i'm ALWAYS here for you. i mean it. you know i do.

from now on, i'm your fairy godmother.

i mean, PRINCESS fairy godmother.

mwa.

NANAy.

2006-07-20T09:58:10Z

let's pray for my dear nanay, Leana Go, who's having an eye surgery today...

we love you and please get well soon.

i miss you :'(

name thirteen people.

2006-07-19T13:57:26Z

Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13
people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!

1. david
2. fluff
3. rayna
4. mela
5. bj
6. jake
7. may
8. mc
9. john
10. michi
11. ashley
12. brandon routh
13. carms

How did you meet 10?
- dave's friend

What would you do if you had never met 1?
- sad. :( incomplete.

What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
- hahaha. si jake and fluff, why not? sino babae? :D

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
- yep, a few times. :D

Do you think 1 is cute?
- cute. hot. sexy. macho. everything. he's my man eh. hahaha

Tell me something about number 11
- heehee.. ummm. i dont know if i should refer to her/him as him/her

How do you know 8?
- dave's friend, my friend na din:D

Would you ever go on a date with number 12?
- WHY NOT?

What's 7's favorite color?
- hehe. umm. is it black, may? miss you lil sis

What would you do if 6 confessed he/she likes you?
- sex na to. haha joke lang. eeeew. im not a guy.

Fact about 9:
- VIRGIN! hahaha

Who is 4 going out with?
- i seriously do not know anymore

who is number 5 to you?
- a good friend but a good foe as well. lage na lang kame nagaaway nito

Would you ever live with 13?
- ok lang! pero third wheel ako sa kanila ni boojie. tsk

Is 2 single?
- yes but not for long if i can help it! friday naaaaa!!!!:D

Where does 7 live?
- caloocan. tama ako noh???

What do you think about 3?
- she's a proud lesbian, a good friend, a sexy and smart person

What's the best thing about number 8?
- he's a chef,i guess.

Favorite Memory with 2?
- marami!.... thanks for one of the greatest friendships ever.:D